Hey. Guess what happened in Dosory (Dos + history, in case you didn’t get that XD )? So, I’m taking notes, right? While I look something up to get more details on it (while Dos is talking about un-noteworthy stuff), I look up just in time to hear everyone start laughing their asses off. And this is what awaits me on the board:
That, my friends, in case you couldn’t tell (in which case, I don’t blame you XD ), is Dos’ drawing of the United States Of America. Just look at it for a second. You can see that he added in the abnormally-large Cape Cod Penninsula after he drew the whole thing, if you look closely. I started laughing so hard, I was crying. Alright, there’s your laugh of the day! On a side note, I’ve posted EVERY SINGLE DAY THIS MONTH!! WOOT WOOT! Okay, that’s it. Bye!
Hey. Everything is my fucking fault. I’m so tired of this shit. Okay, for your sakes, I’ll back up a bit and explain why I’m so fucking pissed that I might possibly rip somebody’s fucking head off right now. Anyways, today we did our English presentations on Romanticism and Transcendentalism. We all made the powerpoint on Google Drive, but I put it together on Movie Maker (which apparently makes me liable for any fucking screw ups). So, the presentation started out good for the first two minutes, with me getting compliments on how nice it looked. Then M1 (I won’t use names) started stuttering (because apparently nobody looks over the outline I give them the night before the presentation is due!), and she gives me a dirty look when the slide changes before she’s done speaking, and is like “okay then.” My teacher tells me to slow down the slides, so I look like an idiot pausing and unpausing the presentation (and because of this none of the effects are visible!). Then, when M2 is presenting, she starts reading C’s part, so I quietly correct her, and my teacher notices this, and makes me look like an ass AND an idiot. Then C goes, and she presents horribly. After our supposed-to-be-awesome-but-turned-out-disgusting presentation was over, C and M1 are like, “we’re mad at you,” and they say oh, the slides went too fast, you paraphrased too much, blah blah blah. First off, what the fuck C?! You didn’t even do the right work until the day before! Second, I’d like to see you make that awesome a presentation. Next, you aren’t supposed to put fucking long-ass sentences on a powerpoint, you’re supposed to fucking summarize! It’s not my fucking fault I was the only one prepared to say my part! Just shut the fuck up. Are you happy? You’ve royally pissed me off. Majorly.
Sorry for the rant, but I needed to get that out. I actually feel a lot better. Alright, bye!
P.S. Sorry for all the swearing, but I’m fucking PISSED!